July 2008
3 posts
The Rocketeer Convention
There is nothing cool about crotch rockets. I believe any term that has the word crotch in it to be derogatory. The correct proper term for these things is “sport bike”. There is no pride in telling people you own one of these things, just embarassment.
Each Thursday night they descend like a bag of Skittles tossed by a giant into the downtown area of Royal Oak. Their bright...
Ruined sole
I stepped in gum today. This is my own personal ultimate bummer. You might be thinking “Hey what if you stepped in dog crap? Isn’t that a hell of a lot worse?”. My answer to that is fuck no. Dog crap my smell a hell of a lot worse, but you can wash that shit out. All the things that make the construction of the waffle sole great, also make chewing gum it’s worst...
Potential Failure
Blogging is one of the many skills I have yet to master. Most of the time, I just feel don’t have anything to write about. I’m just gonna post pictures of people I know I guess.
Oh yeah, the sun provides our planet with the climate needed to form life. It can also potentially give you cancer if you don’t use sunscreen, therefore causing an unpleasant death.
It is also used...
March 2008
4 posts
WatchAre you bored at work? Epicly Later’d is a show about skateboarding. Most of what you learn about a pro skater’s life is from skateboard magazines, or video parts. Epicly Later’d goes beyond that and give you a small glimpse into what these people’s lives are really like. Pretty much every episode has been awesome, but this latest episode is about the one and only John...
All Over Print
This dapper fellow is modeling what can be labeled as the ever “so hot right now” all over print hoodie. All over print seems to be all the rage right now. If you walk into a mall, I guarantee you will see at least one guy with a piece of all over print clothing. There’s probably at least a dozen stores selling these things! You know when all over print was really hot? When i...
Ugly Skate Shoe Review 1
I want you to take a minute and look again at that atrocity that DC is trying to pass off as a functional skate shoe. First and foremost, DC hasn’t put out anything wearable since the late 90’s. It looks like the designers from DC are all a bunch of 8 year olds trying to cram the most unaesthetically pleasing garbage they can into a shoe. There’s the GIGANTIC logo placement on...
